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chouch · Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject: Jokes

Two cannibals eat a clown.
The first one asks the other :
"Does it taste funny?"
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chouch · Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years." The mule answered, "To live like this...
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wik · Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

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chouch · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:33 pm Post subject:

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,

"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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cristy · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:08 pm Post subject:

You know a lot of english jokes! I know nothing !!! But very good jokes Smile

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tartiflette · Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:18 am Post subject:

A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me.
Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.

"Where the hell have you been?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"

She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!"

tartiflette · Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 9:20 am Post subject:

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

ancienne-sirprizienne · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:27 pm Post subject:

did you hear that joke?

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear." Laughing

testok · Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:05 pm Post subject:

very funny Laughing

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